Pizza Time

[Chorus]
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!

[Verse 1]
Would you like to choose a crust?
Thick or thin?
Normal or hot-dog?

Do the hot-dogs cost extra?
No, they don't
Okay, I'll have that!

Can you please, add extra salt?
There's a lot of salt already, please consider your health!
Don't talk back, you pizza wench!

Give me the salt!
No, you can't have the salt

[Chorus]
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!

[Verse 2]
One hot-dog pizza, extra salt
Would you like cheese?
No, just the salt!

Pepperoni, cottage cheese?
Dirty diapers, killer bees!
Baba Ghanoush

[Bridge]

Pizza
Pizza
Pizza
Pizza

Pizza
Pizza
Pizza
Piz-

[Chorus]
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?
Yes I would!
Hello friend, would you like to come over and talk about pizza?

[Outro]
And talk about pizza!
And talk about pizza!

And talk about pizza!
And talk about pizza!

And talk about pizza!
And talk about pizza!

And talk about pizza!

And talk about pizza!
(And talk about pizza!)