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One, Two, Three
My Johnny was a biker
So my parents hated him
I used to meet him secretly
Out behind the gym
We used to go for Yoo-Hoo's
And gooey gooey pizza pies
I loved him (she loved him)
I loved him (we loved him)
Laugh? I thought I'd die
They said I couldn't see him
My love for him was wrong
His bike was much too noisy
His sideburns were too long
I said goodbye to Johnny
Over one last pizza pie
I hid my tears and even laughed
When Johnny said goodbye
We used to go for Yoo-Hoo's
And gooey gooey pizza pies
I loved him (she loved him)
I loved him (we loved him)
Laugh? I thought I'd die
He saw the bike lights up the road
And thought he'd try his luck
He tried to cut between them
He never knew it was a truck
I ran out on the highway
But I couldn't find my guy
Between the diesel headlights
Something looked like pizza pie
We used to go for Yoo-Hoo's
And gooey gooey pizza pies
I loved him (she loved him)
I loved him (we loved him)
Laugh? I thought I'd die
They why I stay at home now
And don't go out with boys
For when they order pizza
I hear my Johnny's voice
With mushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms
I love that pizza pie
Anchovies, anchovies, anchovies, anchovies
Love it till I die
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
I love that pizza pie
Green peppers, green peppers, green peppers, green peppers
Love it till I die