Piss and Vinegar

I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Oozin' through my jugular vein
I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Bubblin' to the brim of my brain
Break out the brown paper and the sippin' wine
Greasy ain't easy but I'm doin' fine
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly hullaballoo

I'm full of Vim, Verve and Vigor
Turpentene and nic-o-tyne
I'm full of Vim, Verve and Vigor
Set me up & watch me unwind

You can smell me comin' by the Listerine
Witch Hazel, Vitapointe & Vaseline
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly boogaloo

I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Brylcream and Brilliantine
I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Wine me up & see if I'm lyin'

Don't knock my gold tooth out I need it for more
Than smilin' at the landlady at my door
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin a hillbilly boogaloo

Vim, Verve and Vigor, Piss and Vinegar
Vim, Verve and Vigor, Piss and Vinegar
Vim, Verve and Vigor, Piss and Vinegar