“Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii” Mad Dog of SEAmano

[Verse 1]
Yo-ho, in the wake o' the stormin’ tide
With a grin and a blade, I forget how I died
Was I yakuza or just born fer the sea?
Now I’m Mad Dog Goro, the scourge of the lee!

[Verse 2]
No name, no past, just a ghost on the breeze
But I’m carvin’ my fate with a rum-soaked tease
Sailin’ broadside, cannon roars like a laugh
I lost all I knew—now I’m cuttin’ in half!

[Chorus]
Mad Dog of SEAmano, wild and free!
One eye on the gold, one foot in the sea!
Raise up yer tankard, scream to the tide—
I’m the bastard o’ chaos, and I won’t be denied!

[Musical Solo]

[Verse 3]
Got a patch on my soul and a sword in my hand
I’ll duel with a kraken, then dance on the sand
They say I was mad, now I’m worse than before
With a laugh like a cannon and blood on the oar!

[Verse 4]
These seas are my brothers, the ship is my bride
I flirt with the storm and I drink down the tide
A toast to the lost, to the lives that I stole—
I’m the king of the wreckage, the jester of coal!

[Chorus]
Mad Dog of SEAmano, curse and cheer!
Singin’ shanties of madness from ear to ear!
Swab the deck with your doubts and fear—
‘Cause Goro’s the name that the reaper’ll hear!

[Musical Solo]

[Bridge]
Yo-ho, let the blades clash loud!
Yo-ho, drag the heavens down!
Yo-ho, I was lost at sea—
But now I’m the storm, and the storm is me!

[Final Chorus]
Mad Dog of SEAmano, mad and mean!
With a heart full o’ fire and a grin obscene!
Splice the main, let the cannons roar—
I’m the legend ye feared, and I’m back for more!