Piranha Plant Raps

[Chorus]
I'm a Piranha and I'm a Plant, I'm a Piranha and I'm a plant
I'm a deadly fish living in Brazilian rivers and I'm also a Plant, hot damn

[Verse]
Wassup playas? I've escaped from the garden
Couldn't take another day of chain chomps barking
Better tell the Princess that she needs some new guardsmen
Time for me to revel in my new found stardom
Mario, it's time for you to be in my shadow
Hide in plain sight, a flower bed is my camo
Razor sharp teeth biting through ya bone marrow
Petey got the cages, ya can hear them both rattle
The botanical nightmare, biological creature
No mechanical parts here, I'm all natural features
Killing's in my nature in my mitochondria
Hit ya with a final smash, ya flying, gone, see ya
Think that I'm confined to a pipe or a plant pot?
Nah I'm here to fight, smash you down with a slam drop
Spitting acid in ya face, kicking with my bottom base
Ya just another creature that I'll use to pollenate
That world of light beam, I wouldn't even get affected
My chlorophyll would turn it into literally my breakfast
Absorbin' it all up while you're all fleeing to the exit
Stretching out my neck, that's the way that I be flexing
Name's been a part of a blockbuster movie
And my leaves are the reason that you fools breathe
Made it in the game cause I'm so fricking sick
Waluigi, you can suck my photosynthe-dick!

[Chorus]
I'm a Piranha and I'm a Plant, I'm a Piranha and I'm a plant
I'm a deadly fish living in Brazilian rivers and I'm also a Plant, hot damn
I'm a Piranha and I'm a Plant, I'm a Piranha and I'm a plant
I'm a deadly fish living in Brazilian rivers and I'm also a Plant, hot damn