Pink of Perfection

[GILLY]
She's the pink of perfection
From her prissy pink nose
To her custard complexion
And eleven pink toes
[NANCY]
With a chin like a prune
She's a dainty baboon-
[BOTH]
-and she thinks she's the pink of perfection

[GILLY]
She's the pink of perfection
Made of skim milk and rice
She's a witch's confection
Makes your blood turn to ice
[NANCY]
Like a stale charlatreuse
With a charm of a moose-
[BOTH]
-and she thinks she's the pink of perfection

[NANCY]
Never walked e'er a creature with features so fair
Like a Lillian Russell-
[GILLY]
-without any hair

[NANCY]
She's a princess presiding
In diaphanous gown
With the face and a figure
That's the envy of clowns
[GILLY]
She's a knock-kneed gazelle-
[BOTH]
-with the voice of a bell
And she thinks she's the pink of perfection