Pink Ice Dildo

[Intro]
Hey Eurovision
I'm Sawdu Plushia and I'm here to represent the UK!

[Verse 1]
I was watching out the window
Then it started raining pink snow
I thought "Damn, I shouldn't but I will though"
I'm gonna make a pink ice dildo
So I went and I put on a big coat
I got it done like Bob The Buildo
It's so cold so I'll put it in real slow
I was riding a pink ice dildo

[Chorus]
Pink ice, ice dildo
Pink ice, ice dildo
Pink ice, ice dildo
Damn I love this pink ice dildo

[Refrain]
The icy sensations in my asshole
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ho, ho, hole (oh, oh)
In my asshole (I'm gonna bust)

[Verse 2]
London, UK
Is where I do stay
I got all the straight girls saying "You slay!"
Where's your dad?
I'll fuck him on Tuesday
And I didn't douche
So I called it a poo day
Uh, now it's a brighter day
I don't give a hater the time of day
If we're gonna do it then we do it my way
'Cause I always get the final say

[Verse 3]
They love me!
How can I explain?
It's like a surfer loves a tidal wave
But I'm Sawdu
I'm an acquired taste
They're tryna hunt me down
Like in "A Quiet Place"
Pink ice dildo, ride all day
Heard a noise, I had to hide away
So I hid in a cupboard and pulled it out
Oh, wait!

[Pre-Chorus]
Why is it brown?!
Why is it brown?! (Oh, my fucking God)
Brown ice dildo?

[Chorus]
Pink ice, ice dildo
Pink ice, ice dildo
Pink ice, ice dildo
Damn I love this pink ice dildo
Pink ice, ice dildo (oh)
Pink ice, ice dildo (yeah, put it in, put it in yeah)
Pink ice, ice dildo (put it in, put it in, oh)
Damn I love this pink ice dildo (put it in, put it in, oh)

[Interlude]
So like, I left the pink ice dildo in my ass
And then it melted
And then when I farted it out
It basically douched me
So like now I know how to douche
Sawdu!

[Refrain]
The icy sensations in my asshole (oh my)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ho, ho, hole (oh, my God)
In my asshole (oh, my God)

[Outro]
Everyone here at the Eurovision
Is getting a big pink ice dildo
It's underneath your seat right now
Sit on it and fuck it