Ping Pong Time Tennis

[Verse]
I've been sending letters to the Queen now for some time
Stamping all my envelopes with pictures of her face
(I’ve been stamping them on your face)
Wondering when she'll find the time to give me some reply
She is cleaning corgis and the carpets they deface
(Corgis yet? It's too much!)
[Verse]
I imagine she is happy when she’s hoovering
Hoo-ver-ing
Listening to the radio and whistling along
And when shе finds the time to write, I'll rеad it carefully
Care-ful-ly
Then I'll chuck it in the bin and keep the stamp with me
[Outro]
Tennis
(Porky citizen impossible to get out of shirts)
(I agree)

(Jim Noir is tennis hoover-floating over the Queen's board bearings)
(That's nice)

(Jim Noir is a very sexy man)
(I agree fully)
(Good, good)