[Intro]
I really like you but I don't (no)
Maybe you should come along (along)
When you and me we're both alone (alone)
We could play some ping-pong
[Bridge]
We could play ping-pong, ping-pong
Yeah, we could play ping-pong, ping-pong
[Verse]
I'm not gonna touch your ding dong, no, you're wrong (hey)
You and me, we can't get along
We can drink some, maybe
I could take you to my home, maybe
I could be a real sweet (what), maybe
I could be a lady, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe
Yeah, how crazy shit may seem
Gotta be amazin', -mazin', -mazin'
Just to play with a chick like me
Casual bitch but I kill 'em all just with a ping
Got them wondering "Damn, man"
"How did this happen ? My plan was to get into practice and bang, not just a hang"
"Ended up just being a friend"
"Ended up just being a friend"
[Chorus]
Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong
Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong
Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong
Ended up playing ping-pong, ping-pong