Dead!
I've got golden hairs upon my chin
Got my clothes right from the Goodwill bin
Sealin' riffs and drinkin' coke
Boppin' from the tar and smoke
Every time I get hit
Prizes in my head that split
Lie around for little brats
Wearin' backwards baseball caps
Blindfold me and take that stick
Hit me in the head with it!
Aye carumba, baby
Tootsie Rolls and Mounds were in my head
Chocolate stains remain upon my bed
Bleach my hair and slip it back
Cop nutritious sugar smack
Every time I get hit
Prizes in my head that split
Lie around for mosh pit twits
Writing dumb crunch metal hits
Blindfold me and take that stick
Hit me in the head with it!
I think that Jeremy's broken now. Jeremy's broken, huh!
Out, out to hit my head
Ya hit my head, don't ya hit my head!
No pinata hed!
Sometimes I feel like a nut...