Pillsbury Doughgirl

[Verse 1]
People say everyday that she's taking you away
And that we should leave her
Every time I see her
I ask you why, and did she lie about those times with all those other guys?
I could see it a mile away, yeah, you're with her everyday
The nights that you just missed
The things that you promised
They never stay (stay)
She's never seen the sun
She wears shorts and I run away

[Chorus]
He's dating Casper and he's afraid to ask her for his manhood back
Please give me my friend back
He's dating Casper, his heart races faster, just for her
Why can't we be like we were?

[Verse 2]
First you skip but now you slip
Sure is sad seeing a guy that's whipped
Just a puppet to sink below, she's using you all for show
Back in the day, we'd come and play
But now you're asking if you may
Can't you see that she's not the one?
She can't even see the sun
The nights that you just missed
The things that you promised
They never stay (stay)
She's never seen the sun
She wears shorts and I run away

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
I'll ask her, will she rip my heart right out
If she hurt me once again? (Will you ask her?)
I'll tell her, that's not what I'm all about
I'll stop hurting all my friends, we're okay

[Chorus]

[Outro]
He's going away
Away
Why can't we be like we were?