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“PIKACHU FUCKED MY WIFE” is an ironic diss-track towards the Pokémon Pikachu. On this track, apandah raps from the perspective of someone whose Pikachu made love to his girlfriend and insults Pikachu for the size of his genitalia.
[Intro]
Wow, imagine Brock married
You and I will be married some day too
Yo man, is that Pikachu fucking Misty?
She did what!?
Yeah man, fucked Pikachu
Pikachu!? (Pika, pika)
[Verse]
Pikachu got a small stick (Yeah)
Pikachu got a small ass (A small dick)
Pikachu has a really small dick
It's really fucking small
Pikachu has a small dick
Charmander, where the fuck is your peepee at?
Shawty suck a big ass peepee
Yo' peepee my weewee
Your shit is for lease (For lease)
Media missing, man they for freezin'
Pikachu, where your dick at, bro?
Where the fuck that shit? (Fuck that at man, I can't see a thing)
Little small orange yellow thing can't chuck a [?]
And you're fucking ugly, shit
Pikachu [?]
You
[Verse 2]
Wow, I got cocked by my own Pokémon
And this shit is not cool, that's for one
Pikachum you're going in
[?] jin with me
By the pool out your fucking peepee
'Bout to set that shit up with some fucking razorblades (Snip, snip)
You can cry for your mama, bitch (Mama!)
Pikachu has a small dick
No he doesn't
Yes he does
No he doesn't
Yes he does
No he doesn't
Shut up Misty!
[Outro]
You fuckin' hoe
Fuckin' slut
PIKACHU FUCKED MY WIFE was written by apandah.
PIKACHU FUCKED MY WIFE was produced by apandah.
apandah released PIKACHU FUCKED MY WIFE on Fri May 18 2018.