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Pigs are smarter than dogs.
That’s a fact.
That is “science,” if you will.
Will you?
Pigs are smarter than dogs.
I love my dog.
I also love eating bacon.
So I can stop eating bacon
or I can continue playing a quiet
and aggressive role in the genocide
of a species whose intelligence sits
safely in the middle of my “worthy of real love” spectrum.
Or I can continue eating bacon
and admit that my love for my dog is a sham,
a hollow and meaningless relationship born
of my own insecurities and years of confirmation bias.
He likes me bеcause I feed him.
That’s it. Fuck him.
Bacon is delicious.
Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs was written by Bo Burnham.
Bo Burnham released Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs on Tue Oct 01 2013.