Pig Charmer

[Verse 1]
Well, I'm a pig charmer
Lie in filth, getting off
I make my bed in a wallow
Lackey, fill my trough
Digging through the garbage
Bubble-fried a pork rind
I pick and save all my scabs
To serve up dinnertime

[Chorus]
And I say, welcome to my sty
Throw my shoe, turn the light out
Come on in, get high
Don't mind piss-filled bottles
Hack and cough, I write
Peppered walls, I spit out
And my future looks bright...
Swelter geek inside

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Verse 2]
Way past halitosis
Mr. Yuk Mouth I slay
It turns out he's a big pussy
Satan hoof had its way
Two months, no shower
Cigarette methane fog
And if you ever need it
I give mean horse hog

[Chorus]
And I say, welcome to my sty
Throw my shoe, turn the light out
Come on in, get high
Don't mind piss-filled bottles
Hack and cough, I write
Peppered walls, I spit out
And my future looks bright

[Post-Chorus]
Pretty sure I'm gonna fry
This time, I hope I'm wrong, not right

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Bridge]
Man, I don't really want to die
Pretty sure I'm gonna fry
And I don't really want to die
Pretty sure I'm gonna fry
And my future looks bright

[Verse 3]
Well, I'm a pig charmer
Lie in filth, getting off
I make my bed in a wallow
Lackey, fill my trough
Digging through garbage
Bubble-fried a pork rind
I pick and save all my scabs
To serve up dinnertime

[Chorus]
And I say, welcome to my sty
Throw my shoe, turn the light out
Come on in, get high
Don't mind piss-filled bottles
Hack and cough, I write
Peppered walls, I spit out
And my future looks bright

[Post-Chorus]
Pretty sure I'm gonna fry

[Outro]
Man, I don't really want to die
Pretty sure I'm gonna fry
Man, I don't really want to die
Oh, fuck, I think I'm gonna fry
I really think I'm gonna fry
Really sure I'm gonna fry
Now I know I'm gonna fry
Man, I don't really want to die
Pretty sure I'm gonna fry
Now I know I'm gonna fry...