Piece Of Me

Could've been a, should've been a
Could've been a, should've been a
If i had the guts to get in the face of a man coming down on me in small, my surroundings, stupidity in general, and baiting my spades
Could've been a, should've been a
Could've been a, should've been a
If i had the guts to get in the face of a man coming down on me in small, my surroundings, stupidity in general, and baiting my spades

One spring, I was coming home from St. Alfonso's pancake breakfast
It's this little religious gathering down south, but anyways, that's not the point
The point is
This cop pulls me over for absolutely no reason
Comes up to my window and he's like
Sir, you have a partially obstructed licеnse plate
I like a what?

You want a piеce of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on man!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me? (Patially obstructed license plate)
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me? (That's the best thing you could think off)
You want a piece of me? (And I'm like, course, with a truck's face back in my hand)
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?

So he asked me to step out of the vehicle
And lo and behold
There's a freaking cannine unit right there
Coincidence?
I think not!
So they sent a dog into our vehicle
And the dog starts rooting around
And all of a sudden he stops
And he looks at me, and he looks at the cop
And he says
Woof!

You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on dog!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?

So, upon the suggestion of this dog
The cops just start tearing apart our entire vehicle
Ripping up everything, looking for something that's just not there
You see, they had apparently mistaken me for some kind of a drug dealer
Running drugs up and down the freeway
Giving drugs to all the children of America
But that's not me, and that's not the people that I hang with
And slowly, I think the cops started to realize
That I'm one of the good guys, that I care about people
And this country, and what it stands for
And then they found my bowl

This cop is right back in my face
He's like, what's this? What's this, sonny?
Why'd you lie to me? Why'd you lie to me?
I'm just like wait a minute
I never lied to you. I told you I didn't have any
I never told you like I never ever smoked any
Besides, there's nothing in there
I know I spanked it myself

You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on man!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on dog!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?

Could've been a, should've been a
Could've been a, should've been a
If i had the guts to get in the face of a man coming down on me in small, my surroundings, stupidity in general, and baiting my spades

Now this is right about the time
This cop looks at me
Like I'm supposed to thank him
For letting me go on my way after judging me!

Uh... Thank you officer. Uh... Ha.. Have... Have a nice day