Picnic

The sun is up
The sky is blue
There's no one here
Just me and you
This would be such a perfect moment
If you were breathing

The birds are whistling in the trees
And there's a gentle summer breeze
It's a lovely day so please
Would you start breathing?

Our picnic started really well
I made you peanut butter sandwiches
But you forgot to tell me
You're allergic to peanuts
And sandwiches

It's quite a shock
But all the same
Now I get twice as much champagne
And that should take away the shame
Of abducting you in the first place

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