Pickup Boy

Pickup pickup pickup pickup pickup pickup boy

Meet Rick
With his one simple trick
They won’t see it coming ‘til they meet his (ah)

Game on
Ya silly pick up boy
Ya silly pick up boy

And Chuck
Doesn’t leave it to luck
Studies hard on reddit so he won’t be a cuck

Game on
Ya silly pick up boy
Ya silly pick up boy

Silly pickup boy you think you run the whole world
Think you get your pick of all the beautiful girls
Like bees to the honey, bees to the honey
Silly pickup boy you think you think you got control
Think you get your pick and then they can't say no
No!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, pickup boy

Meet Brent
He’s a hell of a gent
Specializes in the backwards compliment

Get gone
Ya silly pick up boy
Ya silly pick up boy

And Dan
Amazonian man
Pheromones delivered overnight from Japan

Get gone
Ya silly pick up boy
Ya silly pick up boy

Silly pickup boy you think you run the whole world
Think you get your pick of all the beautiful girls
Like bees to the honey, bees to the honey
Silly pickup boy you think you think you got control
Think you take your pick and then they can't say no
No!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, pickup boy

If the red pill is your one true philosophy
You are severely depleting your SMV
Alpha or beta the One is Keanu Reeves
No you ain’t getting these keys to the VIP

Silly pickup boy you think you run the whole world
Think you get your pick of all the beautiful girls
No!

Silly pickup boy you think you run the whole world
Think you get your pick of all the beautiful girls
Like bees to the honey, bees to the honey
Silly pickup boy you think you think you got control
Think you take your pick and then they can't say no
No!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, pickup boy

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, pickup boy
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, pickup boy