PICKLE BART!

Feel just like I ate too much again
Like I'm a stupid piece of shit that doesn't have any friends
The only two things I really can talk to
Are my PlayStation and my dog
Tried eating vegan, but I'm a fraud
I don't know why I'm surprised it's not odd
For me to be having this much trouble
Doing something like this right on the first try

If I work real hard
Maybe I'll make you see
Through my words and my actions
Exactly just how much you mean to me

(Aw)
(One, two, three)

You're always there when I need you
I never have to wait
You always pick up when I call you to complain about our days
I never thought that I could ever be the person who ever found that special someone
I always figured I'd be smoking weed in front of the TV
Eating shit until my arteries clog and I die

And if this is just a case of puppy love
Then I'm still glad that it's here
'Cause if I don't stare too long
It might not ever disappear