A song for the short story “Count the Ways” from Fazbear Frights: Into the Pit (2019).
In the story, depressed teenager Millie hides from her cheerful family inside an abandoned Funtime Freddy suit. Funtime Freddy then awakes and informs her that it is his directive to murder children, but he will...
[Verse One]
Well, it seems you're stuck in here with me
And my job is to bring you misery
It seems like hasn't treated you so kind
But here's a solution you'll come to find
Looking for solitude, a place to go retreat
And ultimately leading down the path of your defeat
So, heed my words so well, and the stories I will tell
And then you'll make a choice and then be dead in a heartbeat
YEAH!
[Pre-Chorus]
The choices that you will make
Ever thought it could be a mistake?
[Chorus]
One! We've only got onе shot
So now we gotta spin the wheel
We gotta makе your choice
And then we'll seal the deal
There's many ways to die
And I've got them in a foison
So now, we'll have our fun
As you pick your poison
[Verse Two]
Well, it seems you're stuck in here with me
And there's nowhere for you to run or flee
I got a bunch of options you can pick
Varying from slow to very, very quick
There's electrocution, there's boiling, too
There's freezing, stabbing, splitting up and many things to do!
But although lots of fun, we can only choose one
But we will list till you can choose an option meant for you
YEAH!
[Pre-Chorus]
The choices that you will make
Ever thought it could be a mistake?
[Chorus]
One! We've only got one shot
So now we gotta spin the wheel
We gotta make your choice
And then we'll seal the deal
There's many ways to die
And I've got them in a foison
So now, we'll have our fun
As you pick your poison
[Bridge]
Life can be rough and not fun
You may feel down and alone
Friends and family have love for you
But you try all on your own
There's always hope and always light
Detach your worries and take your flight
But! We've only got one shot
So now we'll roll the dice
Decapitation's a fun one
Quick with one good slice!
[Chorus]
One! We've only got one shot
So now we gotta spin the wheel
We gotta make your choice
And then we'll seal the deal
There's many ways to die
And I've got them in a foison
So now, we'll have our fun
As you pick your poison
[Outro]
Well, it seems your end's here with me
Count with me down from three!
(Three, two, one!)
Astildi released Pick Your Poison on Mon Dec 18 2023.