[Intro: Kami & Popo]
Then I asked her, "do you want it all at once or just the tip?"
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, Kami, you're such a goon
I'm a goon for life, Popo
Hmm, Now Piccolo, don't come up here with that bullshit
Kami!
The legendary heat caster, could he be trying to take my clout? No, it can't be
[Verse 1: Piccolo & Gohan]
Kami, You're an old guy (Yeah)
Special beam you in your old eye (Yeah)
'Bout to send you to meet King Kai (Skrrt)
Your girl said that I'm her dream guy (Skrrt)
[Interlude: Popo, Piccolo & Kami]
Kami!
That was just a sample, old man, this next verse will grant me all of your clout
No, Piccolo!
[Verse 2: Piccolo & Gohan]
Just face it, you're old Kami (Yeah)
You got a lot of wrinkles on your body (Skrrt)
When you use the bathroom, you go potty (Bang, bang)
You and Mr. Popo be getting naughty
I get the Namek hoes, you get the Namek bros
I kill a lot of foes, you suck a lot of toes
I bet you won't swing and get your ass whooped (You won't)
'Cause my special beam will leave your ass cooked (Gang shit)
[Interlude: Popo, Kami, Piccolo & Gohan]
Oh no, Kami!
Shut the hell up, Popo! It's not over yet, I still have bars to spit
Your old ass ain't going to do shit, oh, crusty fruity, oh, dried up nutsack-having old whatever
Stop lyin', you ain't gon' do nothing, nothing, you're old and wrinkly
[Verse 3: Kami & Popo]
Piccolo, you're a ho
I'll put my stick in your hole (Kami)
I just might flex on the look-out (Ooh), fire you up like a cook-out (Ooh)
Boy, you is trash, you get took out (Ooh), study my swag, get a book out
[Refrain: Kami & Popo]
Piccolo, you have no sauce (No)
Hey, I get Zenny like a boss (Yes)
Hey, your girl look like Rick Ross (Yes, she does)
Hey, me and Popo take no loss, hey (Ooh)
[Interlude: Kami]
Backdoor that shit, Popo
[Verse 4: Popo & Kami]
Popo in this bitch, I might just pull the hammer (Pull it)
Shoot you in your mouth and now you have no grammar
Turban on my head, you jealous of the glamour
Hit your girl with the same move like a spammer
[Refrain: Popo & Kami]
Piccolo, you have no sauce, you ain't getting no, no drawels (None)
Piccolo, You have no sauce, you ain't getting no, no drawels (Not at all)
Piccolo, you have no sauce, you ain't getting no, no drawels (None)
Piccolo, You have no sauce, you ain't getting no, no drawels (Not at all)
[Outro: Popo]
Kami!
Ssj9k released Piccolo Vs. Kami Rap battle on Wed Nov 21 2018.