Phonographic Memory

[Verse 1]
I'd like for you to meet a friend of mine
He comes in handy when it's cryin' time
When a heartache needs a harmony
He's pretty darn good company
We've been together twenty years or so
And there ain't much this ol' machine don't know
He knows all about love you see
And no one knows him any better than me

[Chorus]
So what'cha lookin' for just ask me
I've got a phonographic memory
If your baby's gone and done you wrong
You got the quarter, I've got the song
Twin fiddles and steel guitar
Bet you a beer I know just where they are
And if your misery needs a melody
I've got a phonographic memory

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
You fill a jukebox full of dimes
But, it ain't ever gonna read your mind
It won't tell you what you want to hear
Until you spell it out loud and clear

[Chorus]
So what'cha lookin' for just ask me
I've got a phonographic memory
If your baby's gone and done you wrong
You got the quarter, I've got the song
Twin fiddles and steel guitar
Bet you a beer I know just where they are
And if your misery needs a melody
I've got a phonographic memory

[Outro]
If your misery needs a melody
I've got a phonographic memory