Phone Sex Skit

[Skit]
Mm, hi, this is Asianae (Mm)
Your human mermade
And, well, I stand at 5 foot even (Uh), 145 pounds (Mm)
Brown almond eyes (Eyes), hair usually to the tip of my ass (Ooh)
And, I smell like Baccarat (Baccarat)
And walk on the tip of my toes (Ooh)
My full lips and smiles cause erections (Uh)
I'm very thick, and very curvy
With a lotta booty (Uh)
I'm home alone, and hopin' we can play
1-800 mandingo, I'm waitin' (Come on)