Phoenix, Arizona

[BRUCE, spoken]
Babe, it's Bruce calling, your baby daddy. Guess what I've been working on, huh? A beautiful song just for you!

[BRUCE]
Scranton, Pennsylvania, is confusing just like you

[KAT, spoken]
What?

[BRUCE]
Boston, Massachusetts, is so hostile just like you
Muncie, Indiana, makes me want to call you up and tell you
Who's your boyfriend? Me!

[BRUCE, spoken]
Get it? Hoosier?

[BRUCE]
You're the very best thing I've ever known
Don't hang up the phone

[KAT, spoken]
Bruce, why are you calling?

[BRUCE, spoken]
You need me, babe, and Zach needs me, too. Oh, but listen-

[BRUCE]
Phoenix, Arizona's super hot, a lot like you
Anchorage, Alaska, is so gorgeous, just like you
Oklahoma City just reminds me that a life without you
Cannot be OK

You're the very best thing I've ever known
I'm so alone