Phantom (BTS)

"Sup."

"We're here, try to make me look- make me look as dead as I feel on the inside."

"I'm on a strict 'No Sun' routine, doctor's orders... I'm the doctor, I ordered myself."

"I feel like every location is slightly scarier than the last, which is great because I hate sleep, I hate having good dreams, and also myself, so we are in business, my friends as af."

"What- no- absolutely not, don't come over here!"

"It's a vlogger!"

"Don't- don't- it's your boi, make sure to smash the shit out of that likе button."

"Hit it like 17 times bro."

"All about the rеspect."

"[?] And action, alright, que smoke, hold it there, hold it there"

"Do you do real acting?"

"It's real acting, none of this voice garbage... real."

"'Ello, welcome to my nature documentary, see here we've got lots of species here... uh, I don't know what any of the bloody names are but that doesn't really matter."

"There's some bones underneath the house, there's my good friend Larry, lived a good life."

"There's literally a cage hanging from the frickin' the- the house and there's bones, there's bones in there, go check it out, link in the description."

"So Zach, you just vanished and now you-"

"So should I start at my like..."

"Yes, yeah, that's it, yeah."

"Action"

"That's so good, yep, and we're slowly pulling back, yeah, yeah, I like that, tape it with your- yeah, there you go. Moving on."

"Copy that, moving on."

"Sir. Sir. Ma'am. Sir. Ma'am Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir."

"Can you CG Chris Evans' head? But then also Chris Evans' body- can we just get Chris Evans? Like- not even be in the video, can we just like hang"

"The Chris Evans hangout budget, what's his appearance fee?"

"Mr. Shawn Halloween."

"It's a fact"

"Mr. Shawnukka."

"I've gotten it all, gotten it all."

"And I'm done, and I'm over it. **** this!"

"Shawn Christmas: stand-up guy."

"Let's make a deal."

"400."

"400 what?"

"5."

"405 what?"

"500."

"500 what?"

"350, final offer."

"Of what?"

"Sold! I like how you work!"

"300."

"Got it."

"Ladies and gentlemen, that is a wrap on Nathan."

"Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen-"

"I did it, we did it."

"He did it."

"Nah, he did it."

"Nah, he did it."

"Nah, he done did it."

"Nah man, he did it!"

"Nah, he did it."

"Uh-uh girl, nah."

"[?] girl, he did it."

"[?] oh my God nah."

"What do you even say?"

"[?]"

"Wait what-"