PewDiePie Vs Cocomelon (Rap Battle)

PewDiePie versus Cocomelon
*laughs*
Fight

[Cocomelon]
Roasting PewDiePie is a pretty easy task
There's no shortage of mistakes
That you've made in the past
It would be pretty simple
To get you on your knees
I'll just recall the long list of your controversies
You're a sour Swedish fish
I'm a hungry baby shark
I wil do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Your ass and eat you up
My watermelon hat will be my watermelon crown
When I knock you from the top
Crushing floor gang to the ground

[PewDiePie]
Why is the baby's head so fricking big?
I'm an icon of society, you're nursery rhymes for kids
My content has variety and I've been posting daily
But I got to say the views you get are pretty fucking crazy
And I'm trying not to start
Another was, for sure
Cause we've been there before
And only just endured
But your PP is small
So I must take you on (Hey!)
I'll burn you on the mic, baby, and then I'll frick your mom (Flip, flop)

[Cocomelon]
Son, look he's impressed
That we get the views we do
Yes, yes, yes, we getting al the views
Good, good
Getting all the views is good for you
Yay, yay, yay
I like it, oh!
I'm twinkle big star, bitch
Shooting through the sky
Catching up fast
Soon I'm gonna pass you by
I guess you haven't got it anymore
Like you once did
Bro, the channels catching up
Has become a long list
Fricking R.I.P to the once king of YouTube
Undisputed, undeniable
Now you're just another channel trying to remain likeable
Time has run out, PewDiePie has lost his crown
And now we're just another company taking you down

[PewDiePie]
Okay, now I'm pissed off
I was gonna be nice, but
After this, before you run your mouth, you'll think twice
I was roasting things online before the baby was born
I guess there's no harm in doing it once more
Your viewers are brainless babies
Who's parents are clearly lazy
They mindless play you daily
Whilst melting the babies brain
And your content is copy paste
See it's the same thing everyday
I got floor gang you'll never take me
Together we're never breaking (Floor gang, aoh!)