Pet the Bunny

I think it’s funny
I take your money
I pet the bunny
I stroke the bunny

I drink my coffee when I’m on my way
To the river in the morning
I rise up early with the sun

You think you know me
Say I’m a phony
Say that you’ll show me
How to pet the bunny

When I drink the drink I drink I sit and think about
How much I love to pet the bunny
Love, love to pet the little bunny

You wrestle with your doggy
Your bed is soggy
Windows all foggy
Your bed is really soggy

With pink eye piss and Vaseline and a couple of
Tears from the eye of the bunny
Please don’t cry little bunny

I know I tell you every time I get my
Hands on that cute little bunny
Bite my fingers little bunny