[Verse 1]
Mutton dagger, old blind bob
Hanging Johnny, fishing rod
Tally whacker, polly rocket
One eyed trouser trout
Ding dong, ankle spanker
Pork sword, engine cranker
Harry hot dog, Davy Crockett
Let them all hang out
[Chorus]
Pet names for genitalia
You know the girls think of 'em
And you gotta love 'em
Pet names for genitalia
There's always something silly about little Willy
[Verse 2]
Wang, wahzoo
Weenie whacker
Pecker, pee pee
Kidney cracker
Heat seeking moisture missile
Giggle stick, love whistle
Tube steak, Uncle Dick
This is getting really sick
I'm not through, there's one more
Purple helmet warrior
[Chorus]
Pet names for genitalia
You know the girls think of 'em
And you gotta love 'em
Pet names for genitalia
There's always something silly about little Willy
[Chorus]
Pet names for genitalia
You know the girls think of 'em
And you gotta love 'em
Pet names for genitalia
There's always something silly about little Willy
Pet Names for Genitalia was written by Tom Green.
Pet Names for Genitalia was produced by Tom Green.
Tom Green released Pet Names for Genitalia on Sat Mar 15 2008.