Personal Jinx

[Verse 1]
Calling out a personal jinx
Now you know you owe me a soda
Or at least a kiss and I'll let it go
Can't let it go
Another bullet straight to the heart
Now you're feeding me to the fishes
Thinking I won't sink the boat
But I'll sink the boat

[Chorus]
And I know, by the way, you're halfway crook
Damn near the best one that I've seen
Oh, and I played the spade and I made you look
So when the sheriff shows up, who's he gon' believe
When I say it was you, when you say it was me?

[Verse 2]
Calling out a personal jinx
Everybody put your guns down
And I swear I'll knock it off, knock it off
I'll pull the plug
You're talking about settling down
I was never one for sitting
And for you, it's said and done, said and done
But I'm on the run

[Chorus]
And I know, by the way, you're halfway crook
Damn near the best one that I've seen
Oh, and I played the spade and I made you look
So when the sheriff shows up, who's he gon' believe?
It's a schoolyard fight, blown to smithereens
Got mud on our hands, ain't none of us clean
If you say it was you, then I'll say it was me

[Outro]
A lot can happen in a game of do-or-die
You see straight through all the love I try to hide from you
I'm not well-practiced in the art of compromise
So when the sheriff shows up, who's he gon' believe?
At the schoolyard fight, blown to smithereens
Got mud on our hands, ain't none of us clean
But we could wash up and agree to disagree
It's a double cherry Coke, it's a personal jinx
'Cause I forgive you and you forgive me