Persephone

[Verse 1]
I've called Persephone
By the name Purse-a-phone
And Greek goddesses aren't what
You grab when leaving home
My phone's inside my purse
Purse-a-phone would like it there, like Hades' lair
I pray Greek gods don't see me
Butchering names and not believing

[Chorus]
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Please don't visit me, Persephone

[Verse 2]
And I've said Protestant
Just like Pro-test-ant too
And it's not a word, let alone a church
That you could send donations to
Who needs mistakes
And stupid phrases that aren't real anyway?
If I'd a known I'd mess up this many times
Then I'd shut up for the rest of my life

[Chorus]
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Please don't visit, Purse-phone

[Bridge]
What if I don't
Let 'em know that I don't know anything
Because I don't
Even know anything

[Chorus]
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Please don't visit me, please don't visit
I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Please don't visit me, please don't visit
I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Please don't visit me, Perseph-en-phone