Perfect Girl

[Verse 1]
All alone the other night I get to drinking and thinking about the woman of this old world (Oh yeah)
Well I known quite a few but between me and you I ain't never met the perfect girl
They either ain't that fun or way too young or they ain't got a lick of sense
Well I dunno if she exists but I'm makin' up a list that I'm checking' 'em all against

[Chorus]
Yeah she gotta be five foot eleven, she smells like heaven
She was born in eighty six or maybe eighty seven
She got full intentions of getting her P.H.D.​
She got a big old dually, a countrified booty
She's a certified, bonafide, cold blooded cutie
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won't you tell her 'bout me
Won't you tell her 'bout me

[Verse 2]
Well I don't mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky and I'm looking for a perfect fit (Mmhmm)
I want a smoking hot honey with a whole lot of money who's favorite thing is sharin' it
Well you can't really miss her hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be
You'd be a real life saver if you do me one favor and put in a good word for me

[Chorus]
She's gotta be five foot eleven, she smells like heaven
She measures 36-24-37
She got full intentions of financially supporting me
She got a big old dually, a countrified booty
And she don't get mad if I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won't you tell her 'bout me

[Bridge]
You can tell her that I'm all alone and to call me if she would
You can tell her anything as long as it's all good

[Chorus]
But she gotta be five foot eleven, she smells like heaven
Let's me do what I want to 24/7
She got full intentions of letting me be me
And you know she got a big old dually, a countrified booty
Yeah, she thinks cleaning house is a woman's duty
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won't you tell her 'bout me
Won't you tell her 'bout me