Penniless

I wanna buy a brand new car
And fill it up with lots of gas
But I know that I can't
’Cause I just don't have the cash
I wanna go out and be with the boys
I wanna have a real good time
Blow lots of cash and not sorry about it
But I don't even have a dime
I’m penniless (penniless)
Sorry 'bout it honey
But I ain't got no money
I'm penniless (penniless)
Not a penny to my name
It's always the same
I'm penniless (penniless)
I'd really like to go
But I ain't got no dough
I dream about having lots of money
And all the things that I would do
I’d buy a house, a boat, a bike
And even spend some on you
But the dream ends and reality hits
All I got is shaft in my hand
It’s the only thing that lets me know
That I'm still a man
I’m penniless (penniless)
I'm a failure in life
Where's the steak knife?
I'm penniless (penniless)
Lend a buck to me
I wanna win the lottery
I’m penniless (penniless)