Penis For The Day

Oi look, you know what it is
Its quite simple, I got to be honest
Basically, I love to watch you brush your teeth

[Hook - Dabbla]
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

[Verse 1 - Dabbla]
Imagine you with one of these, woman please
Treat it like a secret weapon, aim and squeeze
You'd be smudging off the Maybelline
Reaching for the baby oil and the lady cream
You're very own little mini me between your legs
It's disobedient you'll have to beat him on the regs
And he's a greedy one that will have you chasing after scraps
Got you clucking for some loving 'til you can't relax
Anything to get you laid, make him really hot
He'll convince you that she's great when she's clearly not
Plus he loves to misbehave, never hard to find
Right in front of you, a part of you you can't deny
But understandable, a handful at the best of times
He's an extension of myself, will never rest or die
The mastermind and he's the only one who'll cry
We ain't easily upset, we're just trying to keep it wet
You better treat him with respect

[Hook - Dabbla]
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

[Verse 2 - Dubbledge]

Ayyy, oriental women get my dim-sum
Indian women get my bhajis
I'm giving oxtail to the Yardies
Italiano, they get the salami
Worldwide punani
Greece get the bread stick
Bring on the French chicks, they get the baguette dick
Bring the Latino, they get the burrito
Africa skee skee all over the bush meat
Trinidad Tobago gave that the roti
Call me the one like Obi, last name Kenobi
Said I had the force like Yoda so I used the force and told her
Bend over!
Now she's looking back at me, pleasure in the agony
Telling me to pull her hair and slap her derriere
Cool baby, that's all you had to say
Slapped her arse, watched the ripple
Pulled her weave out and spray!

[Hook - Dabbla]
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

[Verse 3 - Dirty Dike]

His name's Steve and he wears a pair of Oakleys
Head to toe camo screaming 'Better get to know me!'
His best mate's pussy and his next door's a starfish
And deep in his incentive is to sex pork an armpit
He's a star, he's got a scar where a shark bit
Parsnip, trying to chuck his vomit up the target
The best at dancing with a Mexican suntan
One hand shuffle with a sketch and a thug plan
Steve and when he's not sleeping he's seeping
I have to get this stick out to beat him
You might have seen him with lining on the ceiling
Waterproof jacket getting primal when he's weeding
He went viral in an evening to deserve his name
And his favourite song is Purple Rain
Some kind of circle jerking pervert with a dirty brain
Thirty vain ninja turtle lurking round a bird of prey

[Hook - Dabbla]
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with
I'd love to see it try and lead you easily astray
Cause then you might come to understand what time it is