Pencil

[Intro]
(cxsar)

[Chorus]
Somebody threw a pencil at the back of my head
Turn my head to the side, it look just like an egg
I’m skinny as hell with skinny-ass legs
Tried to fight a Pokémon but got beat up instead
Car getting repoed: “What the fuck?”
Food stamps: “Ayy!”
I just realized it’s Friday, we getting paid
Snatched her wig off, she was like, “What the fuck? Ayy!”
I thought it was tomorrow but it’s today

[Verse 1]
I just learned how to rake
Jumped in the water and did the belly shake
Just lost to Fat Albert in the race
All I heard was, “MOO!”, that’s my pet snake
All I heard was, “RR RR”, that’s them squeaky-ass brakes
All I heard was, “CHHH”, that’s the air freshener getting sprayed
Used to be in the war ‘til they threw a grenade
All I heard was, “Oh shit run, it’s a fucking grenade!”

[Bridge]
Like, did they really just throw that bitch over here
Like, bro, like, I know we in a war and shit
But damn, you throwing bombs now?
Like, damn, bro, we couldn’t just shoot each other?
It’s that bullshit

[Verse 2]
I played Call of Duty so you know that I could shoot
I got bad-ass aim, so I can’t shoot the ball at the hoop
All I heard was, “OOOOOOH” on top of my roof
I think it’s a wolf, nope, it’s my lunch lady

[Chorus]
Somebody threw a pencil at the back of my head
Turn my head to the side, it look just like an egg
I’m skinny as hell with skinny-ass legs
Tried to fight a Pokémon but got beat up instead
Car getting repoed: “What the fuck?”
Food stamps: “Ayy!”
I just realized it’s Friday, we getting paid
Snatched her wig off, she was like, “What the fuck? Ayy!”
I thought it was tomorrow but it’s today