Pelican Freez

[Intro]
Fuckin' thought for the day:
The collective noun for pelicans is a scoop
Me and my friends are a scoop
My fuckin' Facebook feed is a scoop
And this fuckin' hip-hop scene
Is most definitely a scoop

[Verse 1]
Pelican Freez, fuck pelican beat
You'll cop an ass-whoopin' in pelican street
My nationality is Pelican-ese
You're without a paddle up shit Pelican Creek
So, ha, welcome to my pelican thesis
Fuckin' food chain in your pelican species
Grasp almighty pelican Jesus
I can read minds: call it pelican-esis
Pelican Caesar, I'm a pelican demon
Frothin' at the gash, God, I'm pelican creamin'
Down purplе drank 'till I'm pelican leanin'
Skelеtor swagger and his pelican he-men
Understand the language I'm pelican speakin'
Pelicano-Stephano, you're pelican Steven
Swing swords around 'till they pelican bleedin'
Bonnie-do tell the cunt he's pelican dreamin'
Shit, now I'm pap-pelican decent
Swipe like a tiger, pelican beastin'
Cops are cunts, fuck a pelican policeman
With a pelican badge and a pelican precinct
Missiles that are pelican seekin'
I shine through the dark like a pelican beacon
Name to the face if you're pelican beefin'
Done to the D, straight pelican steezin'

[Outro]
Squawk, mutherfuckin' squawk
Buncha fuckin' pelican-lookin' cunts
Wing flappin'
Eatin' chips of the fuckin' peer lookin' cunts
Shut your fuckin' gullets