Peel Me a Grape (Title Track)

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine me and dine me!

Don't try to fool me, bejewel me!
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me a grape!

Pop me a cork, French me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring me a bowl full of bon-bons!
Chill me some wine, keep standin' by
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me!

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap!
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say "Do it!", jump to it!

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals!
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out-think me, just mink me!

Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me!
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Slowly!

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap!
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say "Do it!", mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals!
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out-think me, a-just mink me!

Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me!
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Peel me
Peel me a grape!