Pee-Ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote

Whenever you are down in Tijuana
I'll tell you who you should go to see
The man who can tell you what is happening
Pee-ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote

Ask Pee-ro about his friend Rosita
And if he should tell you you'd better not
Ask how is his sister Juanita
The line he'll give is man you ask a lot

Oh oh ask Pee-ro
Oh oh ask Pee-ro
Oh oh ask Pee-ro
Oh oh ask Pee-ro

If ever you should feel a little down
Wait 'til Dr. Pee-ro comes around
He will give you something that will help
And it just might cure everything else