Peacekeeper Rap

[Verse]
Somebody please call 911
We got an emergency
I ran out of microsoft points
And I can't afford the DLC
I'm trying to keep the peace this
Submachine is nothing less than bitter sweet
I say bitter because while I'm living
You will rest in peace
You think of me as MLG
But actually I'm a nooby
So much so that I suck my thumb
And suck boobies when I'm hungry
Sorry dummy, but you're lucky
You kill me, then you must be
This peacekeeper is powerful
Enough to stop an army
While I'm firing off extended mags
Into these players bodies be reminded
That I'll do the same thing to you
When you're respawning
See me yawning back in my chair
Astros messing up my hair
Gunnar Optics protect my eyes
From all of the harmful glare
My Black Ops 2 disk in the tray
Gonna play it all day, and if you see
Me and my peacekeeper
Get out my way
I don't have the time to play with you
I'm trying to play this game
So I can rap and increase my
Youtube channel fame, ha