Peaceful Wrong

Piss hit the bowl and it hit me in the face

I’m like oh no please God show me some grace

The piss splash back again and gets me in the eye

Chemical reaction from my piss call bill nye

My piss is stinky

Pull my pinky

Oh no you pulled it so I make a tinky winky

Oops looks like you pulled a little too hard

I shit myself, and it’s hefty like lard

Knock knock knock

There’s someone at the door

Please stop knocking before I piss on the floor

You’ve been in there an hour sir

So would you like more

Pissing morе and more while they’rе knocking at my door

Sir why is there shit on my floor

Pardon me it’s mine

I shat on the floor

Why would you do that

Someone one pulled my finger

I think you’d want to leave before my shit starts to linger

911

I’m calling the police

No don’t you do that, I’ll be put into a fleece

Sir you’ve been there for quite too long

You and your massive piss filled dong

Wait a minute

Who do you work for [Target]

The man crawls under and I knock him to the floor

He had package and it was sent to me

Oh no it’s bomb

I gotta flee

But what do I do with all my pee

I’m currently pissing and it has raised to my knees

I am flooding the target with all my pee

This is punishment, I need to repent [Sinner]

I get down on my knees and start praying to God

When will it stop when will the piss be gone

God I’m starting to drown there is too much pee

I am starting frown

Why did God leave me?