Paul Revere and Betsy Ross

Thank god Paul Revere was white, cause we wouldn’t be sitting here if had been black somebody would have shot that nigger. Oh, that nigger stole that horse. Hey brother, who did the white people saw sewed the flag, this white woman? White woman that sewed the flag, That bitch, c’mon they had slaves, that bitch was asleep at six. You know some big black mama was up all night sewing that flag. All child lord have mercy, I just sewed this flag. I’m just up so late, honey I see stars, well bitch, put em on the flag, and fry me some chicken. As soon as the white men got there, white lady jumped up “see what I did?”