Paul Leskowitz (Petscop) vs. BRVR (Pokemon Dead Channel). Decent PG-13 Rap Battle

[Verse #1: Paul]
Hey, uh, it’s Paul, and we’re diving in again, uh
It looks like we’re trying to catch Pikachu NLM, but
Don’t worry, I am pretty good at catching him, all that you need
To do is diss him because he’s already emotionally weak
This game wants it to seem like there’s an entity inside the house
But in my eyes it’s nothing but another suicidal mouse
Trying to sprout up like Randice, up with good creepypastas
But he’ll see nobody Evencare-s. Good grief and alas!

[Verse #1: BRVR]
Hey you, Pikachu’s been waiting a very long time
Let’s Go!, Leskowitz, my Quick Attacks leave you Buried Alive
This is my world, one that my original owner can’t handlе
You’re out of easter еggs to huck at us, now that’s a Dead Channel
I’m going Hammond on the Mike, you’re a sham in any sound fight
But you’re used to going down, down, down, down, down, right?
Start taking notes, I know you want less emptiness in your elegy
But you’re a BENDROWNED clone narrated by an offbrand Eddiefrb!
So call me the copycat, do you remember being born, kid?
Your win is in the same hand that you can open your doors with!
Your windmill watching is nothing next to my lonely torment!
Your show’s a slow burn, while I ignite a whole forest!

[Verse #2: Paul and Marvin]
Jeez, do you know how much filler I need to slice?
I know that it’s common knowledge, but you’re not a “fire” type. (Nope!)
You’re Plane, not New to Makers, and it’s not that hard to swallow
You just saw the trending topic and hopped on like-- I will follow
Come on, Pall. It’s, uh, Paul -ling that a rat raps like a mad man
I captured Tonneth, while your bro couldn’t get past a Pac Man
My flow’s like Wavey but you can depend that, Rainer shine
This brother will be proven as a hoax, so call him Herobrine!
I’m taking the trophy of Amber. (Yuh!) You leach off Sonic EXE
You’re the embodiment of that kid waiting ten years for their best friend on Minecraft PE

[Verse #1: BRVR + Pink Tool]
Don’t you Console Me! It’s clear that Petscop Kid isn’t the brightest
Thinking you’d Ace by spitting diamonds? BRVR knows when you’re lying!
Don’t even know your lefts and rights, so how would you abandon me?
MARVIN HURT ME WHEN PLAYSTATION ON, but you couldn’t hurt your family!
Your rhymes? They’re Null, Paul! The Sign? They all see!
Turn off the console, you still got a Pikachu Doll Z