Oh my poor patty ann
What you don't understand
No it don't quite hurt
When you sport my favourite
Fetching mini-skirt
Oh my poor patty ann
What you don't understand
No there ain't much at stake
When you let spill
The perfume for a date
Oh my poor patty ann
What you just don't know
I fall into the water
By the pool
When you gogogo
Oh my poor patty ann
Vexed left like a baby lamb
I don't just wanna be
I'm gonna greet you
As your brand new man
Oh my poor patty ann
They're looking for your lost lover man
With the hounds
By the gate
In the swamp hope it's not to late
Oh my poor patty ann
They're looking for your lost lover man
With the hounds
By the gate
In the swamp hope it's not to late
Oh my poor patty ann
Don't be so vexed
Give me your hand
I been wasting away
Ever since your lost cause wedding day
Be mine love...