[Round 1: Tierstar]
I started off as a fan of your American battle rap scene
Not The Elements League
I mean Fresh Coast, Grind Time, the early SMACK DVD's
They took back to the streets
Then I saw KOTD with Pat on the screen
And I admit, he had a nice presence, some funny bars and incredible schemes
But no matter how many people said you was real
Nobody cares about the tracks you release
Cause your whole careers based on the admiration of thе Canadian backpacking MCs
And even amongst those nеrdy [?] you fucked up
Hah, lost hella respect
Cause you screwed up all your last battles and totally fell off the map
Man you fell so deep I bet every day you [?] pray, "Please stop this nightmare Lord."
You fell all the way down from Canada to Germany and I should pass you right there to head back north
But I spend too much money on that shit
So I really hope y’all get entertained by this clown
I'm just still mad I'm fuckin’ annoyed this bullshit negotiation went down
He was like, "Pay me the amount."
I was like, "Stay on the ground."
Then he came up with personal stuff, "You know my kids, the rent" maybe it counts
I was pressin' mute and crackin' up how I needed Sucka Free [?] sounds
Until I couldn't take it no more, please stop playin' around
Now you comin' over, how do you stay in that Canadian town?
As we see we agree, and I really thought we was over that non-sense
A couple of days later he hit me up on Face Time and start bitchin' over deposit
Huh
There ain't no deposit
But don’t worry, I’ll pay you I promise
You can get it in writing as long as we rockin'
But he kept lickin’ his lips and lookin' for reasons to justify the deposit
Come on let's be honest
It ain't like you ain’t got shit in the closet
But all I heard was "deposit, deposit, deposit, deposit, deposit"
Man fuck you!
Before I make any deposit I'll put money in a stranger's hand
Who said, "Please, wait my friend. I'll be right back with 80 grand."
But the most awkward moment I swear to God it was so sad to see
How he really starts begging for 5% of the actual salary
"C'mon Tierstar. What up bro? I need that."
Damn, when did you start doin' crack again, I thought you was clean Pat
Nah seriously, just to sell tickets we have to announce this pathetic scumbag as "a great veteran"
But since Hollohan everybody makes fun of how they smoked crack together from the same Pepsi can
And I'm just curious, I really want to know
Who told you to do so?
Did you buy it on your own?
You cut it yourself?
And cooked it too bro?
Look at you go
But I still don't get it
How you became a crack addicted junkie, growing up in the second smallest province of the second biggest country
If I was from Nova Scotia, I won't be whistling on my way
Sitting on the bay, sippin' [?], fishing every day
So don't tell me no bullshit about the dark side of Nova Scotia life
Cause believe me bro, Berlin be takin' over in the short amount of time
I represent 36-44-21-65, I cross ballers in life
Never thought that battlin' someone from overseas and say [?]
But I grew up in a world that's not solid
Where I used to wrestle with vermin and dragons
World War had Berlin divided
On these streets you don't learn to be righteous
Every day stayed off of emergency like the Ferguson Riots
My circle was violent
All my life I went through personal crisis
Foster homes, gang affiliation, murder indictments
Most of them dead or in jail or workin' with Isis
This Earth have a virus, no words can define us
But you still tryin' to act perfect like idols
And don't need no further advices
Cause all you care about is selling shirts to your clients
And if they're okay with the fuckin' merchandise prices
Today you don't earn any stripes bitch
Cause you ain't never heard somethin' like this
So fuck Nova Scotia this is Germany's finest
Straight from [?]
Now [?]
Welcome to the ghetto bitch
Hot like on the desert trip
Not so fuckin' glamorous
Guns up like a terrorist
Punch him with the dreaded fist
Stomp him on the head and shit
Beat up guys twice my size, somethin' that you never did
Now, if I be twice your size I bet you wouldn't even smack back
If I puke in your grandmother's face on her death bed
And I can't even take him serious since he's tryin' to tell us he's the white Snoop Dogg
Yeah he said he's the white Snoop Dogg cause he moonwalks with steel toed boots on
But if Snoop was white he would run the country game, the rock biz, and the heavy metal shit
He wouldn't be no lip lickin', crack smokin', five percent of the salary baggin', battle rappin' bitch
[Round 1: Pat Stay]
He's lyin', I didn't ask for 5% of shit
You know that's true
So all that shit was irrelevant
"Beat up somebody twice your size is something that you never did."
Well that's because there's not a human alive that's 11'6"
What up Germany?!
Man I'm dyin' to fuck me a German broad
Knock the bitch right out her Birkenstocks
I'm no Hitler but, you dirty blonds really turn me on
And I prefer when y'all got blue eyes and you're this tall
Aye, I was smokin' a Dutch, leanin' against the Berlin wall
Gave this girl a call and she slurped my balls like it was German law
This dick can lead the blind like a curtain rod
And make the bitch jerk me off in front of her service dog
Aye, who here has seen this guy's dick? I heard it's small
He whips it out, the girl's like, "Awww. Little turtle paw."
Wants to have a little tea party with it
Always pissin' on his balls, little...Peabody midget
I feel like half of y'all don't really understand what I'm sayin'
And you're only really reacting to how I sound and my body language
So fuck it
What I'ma do is just gradually raise my voice to a high pitch
Build the moment to which the typical punchline hits
And deliver it LIKE THIS
One, two, three, four, five, six!
They're like, "I don't know what he's sayin' but this guy's sick."
German Shepherd
Scheiße
Figured I'd at least learn the "F" word
Boy, I am sayin' absolutely nothing right now
But from how tough that it sounds and hand gestures I ain't fuckin' around!
How the fuck are you this evening!?
The hole in a dolphins head is what they use for breathing
Can y'all understand me?
[Crowd] Yeeeah!
[Pat Stay]
Oh fuck
My bad
I didn't think you did
I'll rewind those lines back
I said it's P.A. to the T. Stay, you know it's a slaughter
I mentioned a dolphin breathing cause he's 'bout to get blown out the water
I give a Scheiße
German Shepherd without the leash on
I'd punch his canine's out but he'd probably call the police, dawg (dog)
Knock ya head clean off
Pick it up, play B-Ball
He's not ready, I move with the rock steady (Rocksteady) like Bebop
Beat off in your mother's face and pump on her tongue like Reeboks
You look like as if somebody drew a smiley face on a meatball
I'll ruin your day
Like when you accidently click the rear camera on your phone and see your stupid ass face
You should be mad at God for makin' your eyes that far apart
Got you out here lookin' like a fuckin' hammerhead shark
Tierstar
Who gave you that name?
Take off your hat it should be 50 Shades of Gray
Fuck that, maybe 50 Shades of Gay
Take his bitch home and give her 50 Shades of Stay
Finish him
[Round 2: Pat Stay]
I mean yeah...you have to mention a bunch of German shit
That's how he got in the crowd
But anyone but here wouldn't know what the fuck you're talkin' about
Man this is going to be a slaughter
Talkin' about hittin' me with a belt, it's cause he's old enough to be my father
And that was weird too
I gotta say bro
You are for sure my toughest opponent so far
For the simple fact that...I even fuckin' know who you are
For a fat guy, you got the bonest arms
His girlfriend's last words before he left him, "can you open this jar."
Bro, I'ma make you look stupid as we all do before our battles throwing our arms going over our bars
Your dick looks like a Toblerone bar
Tarot, witchcraft, you'll be sacrificed cause the GOAT's on the card
See, that line was a bar
But no one understands it so I ain't tryin' so hard
For me, it's really just a vacay
Buy me some art and new watch to slap on my wrist like it's my first time bein' charged
Man, your girl said my dick is like the size of your arm
Which I found very offensive
But to be fair, I wasn't hard
You paid me for this, using my name to climb up the charts
Cause no one takes him serious 'less the plate he's given is aligned with a star
So go ahead, say some German shit
Say some secret shit translated in German, you're bilingual, cool
But one thing you can't say is that you earned this
How do you think he got Dizaster?
Don't let him fool y'all people
I paved the way, you paid your way, we are not equal
These small weasels think that they are safe until the hawk eats you
The song from the Jaws preview comes on then the hawk sees you
Playin' tug of war with a bald eagle
Claws leave you lookin' like he just dropped in a pit of all needles like the Saw sequel
I am star tier, Tierstar
A German engineered car
You're a culture vulture using our names to help your career start
"Vulture", "bald eagle", "hawk", you catchin' this so far?
He's a small bird so it's only right I hit him with a crow bar (crowbar)
So fuck punchlines and German language shit you gotta figure out
I spit that shit you gotta go home and look in the mirror and think about
And you're fuckin' fat
You even suck at that
Keep drinkin' that water cause he's sweatin' so bad he's 'bout to collapse
Let's go!
[Round 3: Pat Stay]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Talk about my son
That's some fake snitch shit, nah that's bitch shit
And truth is, if you ever went to jail you'd be rockin' lipstick
Bitch
Cause you can tell he's lyin' y'all he knows nothing about jail because he has no conviction behind his bars
Round 3
Ground beef is cow's meat
Whooooh
That's how an owl speaks
Your grandmother got round feet
Gives elephants her hand-me-down sneaks, how sweet
Photosynthesis
Your sister's cunt looks like Homer Simpson lips
Ayo Germany make some fuckin' noise right now if you got AIDS!
See, no one gives a shit
Tierstar psst
Squeaky little baby deer fart
Half Jewish, half African huh?
Cool
So you're cheap and can chuck a spear far
The only guy that eats shawarma wraps with tiger meat
Countin' his pennies swatting the air like, "Why are these flies on me?"
Even your Jewish mom's vagina's cheap
And your father has the longest record in Hide & Seek
I HATE that "pterodactyl" has a silent "p"
I LOVE Pretty Ricky 'Grind On Me
And it takes a real man to admit that
But let me get back to this little shit ass
I have never in my life seen a crappier set of arms before
Bro I could take your life with a Charlie horse
You're gonna harm me? Sure
Get out of pocket like Army shorts
Get your fuckin' block knocked off like Mario Party 4
I like watchin' porn
I tried earlier but the phone died and I forgot the cord
All excited too
"Do Not Disturb" sign on the door
Ready to go in
Just keepin' y'all informed
I don't know dawg, I'm bored
Your mom's a whore, gave me neck longer than a brontosaurus
Who want a war?
Cannon's on deck, all aboard
Fuckin' step to me, I'm buckin' (buck in ) everything like The Dollar Store
How you like me now?
Your girl {spits} then wiped me down
Don't make me check you Nike style
You don't wanna fight me now
You just hype from the fuckin' crowd
Rap am Mittwoch released Pat Stay vs. Tierstar on Sat Mar 31 2018.