Party Of One

About a week later, Pinkie, in an attempt to make herself feel better, did what she did best, and threw a party, in this instance celebrating the birthday of her pet alligator. The party was swell, but the entire time she couldn’t help but notice that the ponies she called friends seemed almost tired of her antics. This caused Pinkie to become even more paranoid, as the following day shе attempt to throw yet another party, this timе in commemoration of the party from the night before. However, despite her best efforts, nopony seemed able, or for that matter willing, to attend. It was at this that Pinkie finally snapped

Secrets and lies. Secrets and lies
What are they doing, is it right before my eyes?
Secrets and lies. Secrets and lies
I’m getting frantic, growing louder are my cries
I’m getting tired of excuses and evasions
Why don’t they face me, just admit the situation?
What have I done, are they afraid my celebration
Will make them sick or make them dull or make them mad or make them sad or make them angry, make them frantic, make them crazy, make them loopy, make it painful, make it sickly, make it random, make it icky, break my mind and leave me twitchy, nothing left of poor old Pinkie! what has happened to me, tell me, daddy why’d you do that to me! No!

What have I done? What have I done?
I’m left alone here, just a party of one! (Just a party of one, bitches)
What have they done? This isn’t fun!
I should have known, I should have seen that this would come
It’s all a matter of when they will come to tell me
That they despise me, that they never want to see me
Well they can screw, It’s time for Pinkie Pie to be free!
Pinkamena, show your scars! Broken bones and broken hearts
Give me, tell me one good reason, why I should give them a season, let alone an hour, minute, or a fraction of time in it, let me cling to reality, one last second, savored for me, looking for that one blue pony. Rainbow Dash, wait!