Party / Cop / Judge

[Roxanne]
I was at a party
And this girl
You know, a million dollar smile
And all she talked about
Was how this fits
And fluffy shits
And the size of her tits

[Jim]
The other day I was at the F.O.B
And I ran into this cop and he recognized me
I asked him about when he busted me
And the handcuffs he used and how he dragged me
To the police station by my hair
He mumbled, "You deserved it, Mr. Shepard"
I pulled out my .45 and plugged him in the gut
And plugged him in the heart
And plugged him in the head
I wasn't going to stick around
But instead I wеnt out and did a gig

[Nudge]
I was at the courthouse the othеr day
And the judge said
"Mr. Squidfish, you're going to jail
There's no bail
I've decided to entail your absence, slimeball."