Parrot

Most often I stay level headed as they say I'm on the ball
Sometimes my mind wanders and I don't know where he'll end up at all
Then I feel like a pet store parrot ever spouting words
And when I've had a few too many I get quite excited
I start talking very loudly and this is when

[Chorus]
I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide
My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side

I might start talking about politics with which you disagree
I might try to be subtle mocking what you hold in high esteem
When I'm not in my right mind I like attention all on me
Sometimes I get obnoxious, my ego gets the best of me

[Chorus]
I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide
My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side

Sometimes I even realize that I might risk physical harm
That's when you glare into my eyes and clench your teeth and squeeze my arm
Then I feel like a pet store parrot ever spouting words
And when I've had a few too many I get quite excited
I start talking very loudly and this is when

[Chorus]
I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide
My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side
I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide
My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side