Parcheezi

I saw you on a TV show
You said you're comin' over
You came into my work
But you asked me for my number, boy

Why do you keep playing me, boy?
This ain't Monopoly
Why do you keep playing me, boy?
You're so Parcheesi

Bringin' food to your girlfriend
So why you call me on the other end?
Boy, you think you're so slick
A ride home won't get you a lick

Why do you keep playing me, boy?
This ain't Monopoly
Why do you keep playing me, boy?
You're so Parcheesi

You got me in a bubble
Like pop-o-matic Trouble
Boy yer Scooby-Doo
You gotta get a clue

You said I was your only boo
Then why is she in bed with you?
It doesn't matter what you say
I'll Donkey-Kong you anyway

Why do you keep playing me, boy?
This ain't Monopoly
Why do you keep playing me, boy?
You're so Parcheesi