Parcel (Skit)

[Skit: Chigurl]
Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls
This your girl again
Chigurl
The one and only
Im just sitting here thinking about what
Money, they say that money answereth all things
And somebody also said that
Igba ego nkiti ie zuzue
Peoples, boys and girls
Im advising you
Please don’t let ego zuzue n’aka gi
Just don’t gba it nkiti
Don’t ignore money
If you ignore money
It will mess up
It will misbehave
Spend the money if you have it
Nne especially that one inside the parcel
You know parcel ba
When it comes like this a big block of wad
Fresh money, youll be doing crem crem crem
Like chips
That kind of money when it fall on your face
You won’t even have rashes
Because the money is fresh
From the vaultage of the bank
Im just thinking here to my self
Nna if only I can get that kind of ehn
You know crispy money
To be felled upon me like rain
I won't allow it to zuzuie n’akam
You understand
Anama gba egom nkiti
Che, parcel
Anyway sha so im just here oh
Im even thinking of a song about it self
Its one kind mi badisaha
Parcel, parcel money is the best
Parcel money is the best for you
As its falling on your face
And its doing crem crem like chips
Parcel money is the best for you
Oh parcel money is the best for you
I wish somebody will just take this this thing
And just run with it
God forbid that I will ever ignore money
Because it will not misbehave in my hand
I will spend it
The money will ask me aunty how far
You understand, heh
Anyway let me continue my dreaming
Ill talk to you people later
Ngwa take care of yourself
Its your girl again the one and only chigurl
Ngwa byeee