Paper Mario - The Thousand Year Door Rap

[Intro]
(What to do with you, What to- what to do with you)
I'm gonna overthrow darkness with these crystal stars
Now I'm gonna get started, where do I depart with this
Magic map that's leading me path to path
All while I'm on every track every track I'm off to Hooktail Castle
And that's just where the trip begins
Make it to the top and the dragon's where it is
Inside of its gut, Hooktail ain't giving it up
So a sucker punch to the stomach makes him puke it up
That's one
I've only got six to go now
Bring me to the next one
Swear to god that I found
It
The X-Nauts ain't shit
Blowing up the great tree I have to admit
That you're never taking a star
Two down so far
Off to Glitz Pit knowing it won't be hard
This place is skeptical though
The Great Gonzales picking at the best of your lows
Until I'm reaching the top
Taking on Rawk Hawk
Brother I don't need any others trying to stop
Me
Not happening G
Tell them, King K
You won't be able to leave!

I just miss you and I don't know what to do with you gone
(What to do with you, what to- what to do with you)
I just miss you and I don't know what to do with you gone
(What to do with you, what to- what to do with you)
I'm just here alone, I just miss you so when you're gone

When I'm making it back down the third star was found
Professor was telling me to go head to the darkest of towns
Twilight
Now my night is ruined
I have to go to a place where everybody is stupid
Depressed, and yet
They're turning into pigs
The curse that has been set on them is funny as shit
So off to creepy steeple
Where Doopliss is fucking evil
He's stealing my damn identity
How the hell is this legal
So after all that
I've gotten a fourth crystal
The next one's upon an island, you won't believe the ripples
Of waves
The riddles they gave
I listen to caves
Until I found it lost upon this maze
Dude, I don't want your treasure
I've been popping over
I suppose it's worth the effort
You've been headed for pain
I've been waiting for letters
Knowing when it's over is when Koops is gonna be better
When the skills are coming back to him
Katherine going after him
Off to the sixth star
Express Excess is happening
I can finally accept it
The next star is never close to perfection to end this

I just miss you and I don't know what to do with you gone
(What to do with you, what to- what to do with you)
I just miss you and I don't know what to do with you gone
(What to do with you, what to- what to do with you)

Knowing we're finishing this soon
First we had to get you off to the moon
Like literally, one minute we're here and then we blew
I'm coming for you I'm gonna bring you back until they moved
You
To the door where all the demons hide
It's been a thousand years since someone else went inside
And that person had died
I'm not gonna stop until I bring you out alive
I've decided

I just miss you and I don't know what to do with you gone
(What to do with you, what to- what to do with you)
I just miss you and I don't know what to do with you gone
(What to do with you, what to- what to do with you)