Paper Mache (Single AF)

So what? Can’t get a date
Single as fuck. I’m not getting laid
So what? My mom thinks I'm great!
Spend Friday night with my paper mache

I go to parties only couples there
Telling me someone for me is out there
I roll my eyes cause I just don't care
Rather dance home alone in my underwear

I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell
I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell

I do what I want. No ball and chain
So space in my brain for non-love things
I do what I want. I’m creating
Bang. Bang. Hot gluing

Everything is big in the grocery
Everything is big for a family
I just want a stick of celery
I just want a sprig of parsley

I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell
I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell

I don’t care. “It’s hard out there”:
Everyone is telling me. They're scared I’m weird
I don’t care. “You’re getting older”:
Everyone is telling me. They want me paired

PDA to my left and right
It's just me myself and I
And everything gonna be alright
I’ll spoon my pillow tonight

I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell
I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell

A - L - O - N - E
That's me
A - L - O - N - E
That's me
A - L - O - N - E
That's me
A - L - O - N - E
That's me

It's cool. I’m not like you
Happy alone if I don’t have a boo
It's cool. I'm weird it's true
Don’t date much, more time my crew

Can I have a table for one?
Eat alone? Its so much fun!
Bring a book, learn something
My company: I’m enjoying

I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell
I’m alone, I love myself
So alone is fun as hell