song written to “mock” pedophiles that plead innocence by saying “i didnt TOUCH her” even though they were thinking about.
now obviously this song was meant to be a joke but the allegations prove otherwise (unless the allegations aren’t true because they haven’t been proven).
[Pre-Chorus]
5-year-old panty shot
I can see in between her legs
5-year-old panty shot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
5-year-old muthafuckin’ panty shot, can’t complain
I didn’t even touch her, so I can’t be blamed
5-year-old panty shot in my brain
My life has meaning when she spreads her legs
[Pre-Chorus]
5-year-old panty shot
I can see in between her legs
5-year-old panty shot
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[Interlude]
Shot!
Shot!
Shot!
[Chorus]
5-year-old muthafuckin’ panty shot, can’t complain
I didn’t even touch her, so I can’t be blamed
5-year-old panty shot in my brain
My life has meaning when she spreads her legs
[Bridge]
Me suffer again
Because me want to fuck and want to fuck and touch the children
You see me right, me suffer again
Because me want to fuck and want to fuck and touch the children
Me fucked for life, me grow old and then
They don’t want me, but I still want them
Dey want me fucked because I be the monstar
And I’m own in my evil ways
I’m gettin’ down in my evil ways
Right, me suffer again
Because me want to fuck and want to fuck and touch the children
They want me dead cause I be da monstar
Dey see I want dere baby, they think I’m John Wayne Gacy
Say right, me suffer again
Because I want to fuck and want to fuck and touch the children
Me fucked for life, me grow old and then, I want to
5-year-old, 5-year-old, 5-year-old, 5-year-old
5-year-old, 5-year-old, 5-year-old, 5-year-old!
[Pre-Chorus]
Panty shot
I can see in between her legs
5-year-old, 5-year-old, 5-year-old
[Chorus]
5-year-old muthafuckin’ panty shot, can’t complain
I didn’t even touch her, so I can’t be blamed
5-year-old panty shot in my brain
My life has meaning when she spreads her legs
[Outro]
5, year, old, panty
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot
Panty Shot was written by James Euringer.
Panty Shot was produced by James Galus & James Euringer.
Mindless Self Indulgence released Panty Shot on Tue Apr 20 1999.